Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
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I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
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so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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