im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
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You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
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As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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