After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
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my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
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I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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