I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
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I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
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I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Shame is for Republicans.
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