Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
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If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
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Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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