the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
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Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
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You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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