You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
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Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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