im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
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id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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