maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
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He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
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Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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