was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
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Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
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This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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