looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
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Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
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I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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