It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
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I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
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Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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