I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
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I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
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Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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