I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
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He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
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Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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