we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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