life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
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I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
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Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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