He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I'm too high and old for this...
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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