The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
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Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
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Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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