It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
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You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
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I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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