How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
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i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
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Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
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its like you know when i get waxed
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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