I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
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You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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