Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
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Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
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Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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