Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
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my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
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Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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