OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
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I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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