You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
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Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
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I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
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Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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