I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
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But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
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He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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