she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
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We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
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Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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