A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
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went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
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I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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