My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Michael Bay diarrhea
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
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I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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