Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
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On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
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The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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