She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
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my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
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I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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