I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Randomize