physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
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So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
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sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I did not marry a roomba.
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