No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
so much tequila, so little girl.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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