if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I will die if light touches me.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
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New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
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Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
soo... how was my night?
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