i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
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Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
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Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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