I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
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can u get pink eye on your cock?
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
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That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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