After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
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You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
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He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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