She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
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i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
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You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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