shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
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Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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