are you still at the devil's house?
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
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birth control should be required to get into college
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
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My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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