So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
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We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
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I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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