Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
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Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
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His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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