I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
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Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
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Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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