i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
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I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
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Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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