i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
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found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I will be naked everywhere
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
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Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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