If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I love black thongs
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
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You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
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i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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