Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
My Higher Power is John Stamos
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
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She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
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I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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