ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
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TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
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I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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