VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
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Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
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This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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